(via an--unearthly--child)
people with afros should like keep confetti in their hair and randomly shake their head and bam confetti everywhere its like like a party to go
(Source: octupac, via leavingforthecity)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
(Source: fuckking-crazy, via imnotgoodatthiss)
(Source: chelseawoosh, via imnotgoodatthiss)
I don’t understand how I can follow so many people yet only see like 10 regularly on my dash
(Source: lanadelreycist, via an--unearthly--child)
- me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
- me: oh
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
Lost my shit when he screamed “FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!”
(via an--unearthly--child)
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive, via ohitsoundsgoodtome)
(via mrsmoss)
fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version
alright calm down satan
(via delaneylynn)
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